Michelle Bachman: Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood

At a speech concerning the healthcare proposal before the Denver-based Independent Institute, our favorite Minnesotan floated what’s either a suicide pact or proposition to undergo an unhygenic ritual practiced by third-graders, got up in the language of the Old Testament:

What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this [proposal]. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass. Right now, we are looking at reaching down the throat and ripping the guts out of freedom. And we may never be able to restore it if we don’t man up and take this one on.

Bachmann went on to implore the audience to sing her a new song. All the world was transfigured, she said, and the heavens are filled with joy. Bachmann said that she is the goddess who has created this caricature, and has just now had Caiaphas put in fetters.

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2 Responses

  1. Bachman is clearly mentally ill. I think she should be dubbed clinically incompetant, removed from her position, and put away in a home.

  2. Oh lord, did they let Michelle Bachman out of the home again?

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