More of those dumb “Top 10” Lists…

After the end of a decade, or even a year, every damned media source comes up with its own dumb “Top 10” list of the year, decade, whatever. Here are five of the not-so-dumb ones:

1.) Top 10 New Species List

Holy Crap there’s a palm plant that flowers itself to death? Awesome! Also, being a germ-a-phobe, the new bacteria found in harispray, ew.

2.) Top 10 Urinals

Yup, you heard it right. There is a list of the coolest urinals. The 9th place winner is in The John Michael Kohler Arts Center in Sheboygan, WI. Represent.

3.) Top 10 Watched Television Episodes of the Decade

Wow, society watches a lot of stupid TV.

4.)Ok, so I found a better “Top 10” list, it’s not really top 10, but whateves. Top Viral Videos of 2009

Oh man, so many good ones. My personal favorite is the weird guy in the shower smoking a cigarette which is tied with the little girl reading the cat book which is tied with “Everyone is on Cocaine” guy. H-i-larious.

5.)Logical Operator’s Top 10 Most Played Songs on her iTunes.

Yup, here it is the list you’ve all been waiting for (that’s sarcasm if you couldn’t tell):

1.) 15 Step, Radiohead  192 plays

2.) Pyramid Song, Radiohead  162 plays

3.) Rebel Rebel, Seu Jorge  143 plays

4.)  Emma Blowgun’s Last Stand, Beulah  132 plays

5.) I Don’t Love Anyone, Belle & Sebastian  129 plays

6.) Huddle Fomation, The Go! Team 129 plays

7.) Hey, Pixies  127 plays

8.) Pitter Patter Goes My Heart, Broken Social Scene  126 plays

9.) Anonanimal, Andrew Bird  126 plays

10.)Daylight, Matt & Kim  120 plays

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2 Responses

  1. Great idea! Stealing it! (Or rather, contributing my own).

    The Jesster’s Top 10 Most Played Songs on iTunes:

    1) Ben Lee “The Debt Collectors”
    2) Psapp “In My Head”
    3) Immaculate Machine “Statue”
    4) Frou Frou “Hear Me Out”
    5) K’s Choice “Virgin State of Mind”
    6) Melissa Etheridge “Ruins”
    7) Imogen Heap “Headlock”
    8) Tegan & Sara “Frozen”
    9) Tori Amos “Sleeps With Butterflies”
    10) Tegan & Sara “Welcome Home”

  2. um, dear wordpress… smiley faces are unnecessary. k thanks.

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