The Ft. Hood killings

Given that it appears Nidal Hasan acted alone, I think asking whether or not his massacre was “terrorism” is the wrong question. (One asked, for example, on the cover of this week’s Time magazine.) The species of violence typically labeled “terrorism” are  tactics, and their implementation does not illuminate the motivations of the perpetrator. The more pertinent question to be asking would be, “What were Hasan’s motivations?” Or, more bluntly, “Were his motivations Islamic?”

Though Hasan was not in contact with al-Qaeda, as it was originally and wrongly suggested, he was in correspondence with one Anwar al-Awlaki. Now, the word “radical” in conjunction with “Islam” in Western news media is used rather carelessly as a shorthand; it is used to lump all Islamic militants together, even those sects which are visciously opposed to one another, and fails to suggest any of the specific goals or worldview an Islamist might have in mind. But the phrase would apply to Awlaki. His turn-of-the century sermons predicted a global war against nonbelievers, and were attended by at least three of the 9/11 hijackers–but within a week of the attacks insinuated Isreali intelligence was responsible. He has also claimed America’s wars in Afghanistan and Iraq constitute  “a war with Allah.”

Since Hasan’s attacks, Awlaki has described Hasan as a “hero,” and said

He is a man of conscience who could not bear living the contradiction of being a Muslim and serving in an army that is fighting against his own people…

The only way a Muslim could Islamically justify serving as a soldier in the U.S. Army is if his intention is to follow the footsteps of men like Nidal.

More evidences for Islamic motivations have been condenced in this Slate article by Christopher Hitchens. (I know, I know. But his contrarianism is so all-over-the-place anyone can find themselves agreeing with him at some point. Even still, he must be taken to task for his misogyny.) Case-closers:

He had, in spoken and written communications, demonstrated a fascination with the love of death and the concept of suicide martyrdom (better described as suicide murder) that is the central concept of Bin Ladenism….

Though he may have been upset by the harrowing stories of returned soldiers—as many, many of us have been, incidentally—his overwhelming and reiterated objection to the war against the Taliban in Afghanistan, and al-Qaida in Iraq, is that it is “a war on Islam.” It might be worth noting that this means that the Taliban does represent Islam, whereas the current governments of Iraq and Afghanistan somehow do not—a core belief of the Islamic purists who use the dogma of takfir to excommunicate such Muslims and render them liable, along with many other kind of infidel, to holy slaughter….

He seems to have been especially obsessed with the Quranic injunction that forbids devout Muslims to make alliances with Christians and Jews….

And finally

As he unleashed his volleys, he yelled the universal cry of jihad, “Allahu akbar!” or “God is great!” (The eyewitnesses on this point, originally doubted, are especially convincing since some of them didn’t understand the meaning of the words and only sought to reproduce them phonetically.)

It goes without saying that Hasan’s sentiments aren’t shared by the majority of American Muslims, so I won’t repeat the truism here. But his own private, personal motivations were clearly more than political.

Two percent

That’s the percentage of the 7,800 acid attacks against women in Pakistan that have been successfully prosecuted.

Portia spiders are scary

It’s a spider than can think. And that’s f’ed up.

Monday Morning Surrealism

Hieronymus Bosch (ca. 1450-1516), "The Hearing Forest and Seeing Tree," undated

Supercomputer achieves “intelligence” equivalent to that of cats

Via the Independent:

[T]his week researchers from IBM are reporting that they’ve simulated a cat’s cerebral cortex, the thinking part of the brain, using a massive supercomputer.  The computer has 147,456 processors (most modern PCs have just one or two processors) and 144 terabytes of main memory – 100,000 times as much as your computer has.

The scientists had previously simulated 40 per cent of a mouse’s brain in 2006, a rat’s full brain in 2007, and 1 per cent of a human’s cerebral cortex this year, using progressively bigger supercomputers.

 The latest feat, being presented at a supercomputing conference in Portland, Oregon, doesn’t mean the computer thinks like a cat, or that it is the progenitor of a race of robo-cats.  The simulation, which runs 100 times slower than an actual cat’s brain, is more about watching how thoughts are formed in the brain and how the roughly one billion neurons and 10 trillion synapses in a cat’s brain work together. The researchers created a program that told the supercomputer, which is in the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, to behave how a brain is believed to behave.

 The computer was shown images of corporate logos, including IBM’s, and scientists watched as different parts of the simulated brain worked together to figure out what the image was. Dharmendra Modha, manager of cognitive computing for IBM Research and senior author of the paper, called it a “truly unprecedented scale of simulation.” Researchers at Stanford University and Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory were also part of the project.

 Modha says the research could lead to computers that rely less on “structured” data, such the input 2 plus 2 equals 4, and can handle ambiguity better, like identifying the corporate logo even if the image is blurry. Or such computers could incorporate senses like sight, touch and hearing into the decisions they make.

Who's a pretty kitty? Who's a pretty kitty?

Borderline suicidal teen’s obsession with stalker boyfriend with barely subliminated violent impulses breaks box office records

The cumbersomely titled The Twilight Saga: New Moon grossed $72.7 million on its opening day. To put that in perspective: The former record holder for opening-day gross, The Dark Knight, made $67.2 million its first day. (Incidentally, Serenity made $10.1 its opening weekend. Just throwing that out there.)

Should we be worried about the message our tweens are getting? Or that parents are paying for their daughters to see a movie revolving around a young woman putting herself in mortal peril so an adrenaline rush can evoke a psychic link with her absent boyfriend? It seems to me a not-far interpretive leap for a confused pubescent to divine from this plotline that bodily harm or suicide attempts are romantic, in both the broad sense of the term and aesthetic . I can’t help but wonder, What is the overlap between Twilight fans and cutters, or anorexics?

Am I blowing this out of proportion? Or are other people as unnerved by the Twilight phenomenon (evidentially far bigger than I thought it was, and also not in decline as I suspected it to be)?

Mao’s plans were only five years long

So how terrifying will Glenn Beck’s hundred-year plan be?

Now, I’m not comparing Glenn Beck to Mao. I’m not. I’m just asking questions. Like: Isn’t it simple math, that if you take 70 million–the number of people killed under Mao’s regime–and multiply it by 20–the scale by which Beck proposes to expand Mao’s plan by–don’t you get 14,000,000,000? Now, for all I know, it might be crazy to suggest Glenn Beck wants to become history’s greatest mass-murder by at least three degrees of magnitude. You’re probably thinking, “Bento, There aren’t even fourteen billion people alive!” (I of course imagine your inner monologue is recited in the voice of Fozzie Bear.) Granted, but, given population trends, couldn’t there plausibly be a world population of 14 billion in, say, a hundred years? The next hundred years…say, wouldn’t that encompass the same century of Glenn Beck’s hundred-year plan? 

Now, now, I don’t mean to suggest Glenn Beck is hatching a meglomaniacal plan to exterminate the human race. But I have to ask: Has he given us other clues before now? What if they’ve been hiding in plain sight? Let’s look at his name:

German

Luftwaffe

Enables

Nonillion

aNnihilations

Because

Evil

Comforts

BecK

Now, I don’t want to jump to conclusions. But I think it has to be asked: Is Glenn Beck planning to make a deal with the Mormon demon Laman to resurrect Nazi airmen to help him exterminate the swollen world population of 2109? Now, I know you might be thinking, “B-but Bento, isn’t that a recklessly irresponsible thing to suggest in a public forum! Your theory is rife with fantastical leaps of logic and mathematical errors! Any broadcaster who aired it would deserve the strongest possible public rebuke!” Maybe so! Or maybe, just maybe, it’s the tough question that no one else is asking! Maybe, just maybe-just maybe-

I’m sorry. I’m…crying now…have to stop blogging before I get liquid on my keyboard…I just….love this country so much…and I fear for it! Afraid to see millions of its citizens–good, hardworking citizens–in the thrall of a clearly unstable populist know-nothing with no sense of history or proportionality. That there’s someone disseminating misinformation to fan the flames of Americans’ genuine fears, and reaping financial gain from those fears…it just breaks me up! It’s not the America I was taught to believe in. I’m sorry.

I’m sorry.

How many Republican talking points are in a given sample of Palin-speak?

This is totally real. It was shot by a friend of Palin's, and reported on by the WSJ. http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2008/10/29/sarah-palin-2009-calendar-girl/

Via Fox “News” (for the record, no more news than MSNBC “news”):
I believe that I am [qualified to be president] because I have common sense, and I have, I believe, the values that are reflective of so many other American values. And I believe that what Americans are seeking is not the elitism, the kind of a spinelessness that perhaps is made up for that with some kind of elite Ivy League education and a fact resume that’s based on anything but hard work and private sector, free enterprise principles.

i.) Common sense

ii.) Values

iii.) American Values

iv.) Elitism

v.) Ivy League [bad]

vi.) spinelessness [of enemies] 

vii.) hard work

viii.) private sector

ix.) free enterprise

That’s nine talking points packed into 75 words. Jon Stewart’s writers are is right. Other politicians use talking-points as recognizable signposts to orient listeners. But once these basic positions have been established, they proceed to make original (or at least originally phrased) points adapted to the current demands of the situation. But Palin’s speech is a string of talking-points, partisan truisms, and shameless audience-flattery (and she self-selects her audience so vigorously she never has to adjust her act for the situation). It is not even accuate to say she is talking points all the way down, because that would imply a depth she does not have. Palin is not even shallow.

Repost: Suicide Prevention Walk TONIGHT

Via an Active Minds handout:

In correspondence with Active Mind’s [sic] Mental health and Illness Awareness Week, there will be a Depression/Suicide Prevention walk this Friday 11/20 at 6pm. Dress warm and come out to the front of Lalumiere. Any proceeds will go to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention and Active Minds. Come help support an important cause.

13-year old Somali girl stoned to death for being gang-raped

Via the BBC, which also has a seven-minute radio broadcast:

Amnesty International has condemned the stoning of a 13-year-old girl in southern Somalia. The human rights organisation claims the teenager was stoned to death after her father informed the authorities that she had been gang-raped. She was reportedly accused of adultery and the stoning, in front of a crowd of around 1,000, was her punishment. Reporter Jon Manel and Kate Allen, director of Amnesty International, discuss the influence of militant Islamist group Al Shabab, which has control of some areas in Somalia.